Monday, 25 January 2010

A Dog in Winter

A Dog in Winter
(To the tune of 'Men of Harlech', which is apt as my dog comes from Wales.)

Who would have a dog in winter?

Not as bright as Harold Pinter

In the arse it's like a splinter

At this time of year!

Buster's not my buddy

When he gets so muddy

He is no confederate

He's just a filthy beastie

Walking is like trudging through a

Vile and putrid open sewer

And to have a dog a dog in winter

Is a bad idea!
(Aww, I don't mean it Buster)

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